PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! One time when that skater went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic book